This weekend Michael Perry hosted a Henrician game based on a what if scenario...
The scenario was that Richard de la Pole, Earl of Suffolk, exiled in France and last Yorkist pretender to the English crown had planned and enacted an invasion of England in 1514. Richard had been given a command of a French army of 12,000 mercenaries... mostly landsknechts...but supported by Scots Pike and Irish infantry.
This bit is mostly true... Suffolk had been given a command in the French army but the invasion never took place... due to an unfortunate case of peace breaking out.
Alan Perry,Simon Chick and myself took the side of the one true king and all round good guys..
Our chums Stuart Mulligan and Dave Andrews took the part of the Tudor usurper.. ably assisted by our completely unbiased umpire Michael (God save King Henry) Perry...
Sunshine over Leith...
David's Northern English troops...
Michael the unbiased umpire informed us that nearly all northern English troops in the Tudor army were armed with light machine guns...
Some splendid French Troops ... Armed with proper manly weapons.
They were sadly forced back by a hail of machinegun fire...
Our beautifully dressed and properly armed troops advance in force across the field of battle...
Stuart and Dave's men wait with baited breath...and machine guns...
We are facing daemons from the pits of hell...
Our brave Scots move forward stalwartly in the face of gun toting maniacs...Alan's Irish unfortunately move a lot slower... Another case of terrible dice...
Stuarts men cock their unnatural weapons and wait for my brave properly armed archers to get closer..
At this point Henry personally lead a cavalry charge into my beautiful and brave Scots archers of the Guard...
Rather shockingly they failed and his unit was bounced... Ha!
I continue to press on and start to break the troops in front of me... Gasp!
Henry leads another charge with his cavalry... You have to give him credit ... he is trying...
TWANG!....
The King is no more, he has ceased to be, he is bereft of life, he rests in peace... this is an ex-king.
YES!...The King is dead.... Long live King Richard.... Gasp!
BUT.... Ding-dong, the king is dead! Which old king? The wicked king
Ding-dong, the wicked king is dead...
At this point beer and mocking laughter called so we ended things there...
This was an incredibly fun game... with a rather surprising ending...
Simon and Alan took over the banner of bad dice from me for the day... I now know what victory however Pyrrhic tastes like....
Apart from my small French force the table was filled with figures from Stuart, Simon, David and Michael's collections... so a truly beautiful thing to behold.
All the best... Long live the King... Aly
For an alternative version of this game... with all the machine guns edited out ...
Look here... https://www.facebook.com/perryminiatures/posts/2246275922161168?__tn__=K-R
Fantastic :)
ReplyDeleteIt was indeed... for once the dice gods were with me... ;-)
DeleteAll the best. Aly
Excellent battle report, Aly! Lovely troops and a dead king for a win. A very good day for you.
ReplyDeleteThank you Jonathan.
DeleteA splendid day indeed...
The Tudor’s certainly had command of the field of battle... but we most definitely had the moral and strategic victory...
All the best. Aly
Wonderful battle report Aly and as always, incredibly enetertaining!
ReplyDeleteThank you Carlo...
DeleteAll the best. Aly
Epic!! What a splendid report with beautiful armies, must have been a fantastic game...Well, except for the King!
ReplyDeleteThank you Phil...
DeleteIt was great fun... And a feast for the eyes.
All the best. Aly
What a great looking game. And an interest result for history!!
ReplyDeleteIt was indeed Stuart...
DeleteMichael suggested that next time we should have Tudor rebels versus the army of Richard IV... which would be a very entertaining scenario.
All the best. Aly
Wonderful looking game Aly.......only a small twang of jealousy to get to play with such lovely collections 😀
ReplyDeleteAt least you only feel the twang of jealousy and not the sharp barb of defeat... ;-)
DeleteI think I spent as much time looking at the toys as I did gaming with them.
All the best. Aly
Some super images there old chap, with your usual whimsical narrative bringing them to life.
ReplyDeleteThank you Phil...
DeleteAll the best. Aly
Great looking and fun game .
ReplyDeleteIt was a lot of fun Tony...
DeleteI enjoyed rolling some decent dice for a change...
All the best. Aly
Now that is an impressive looking game and reads like it was equally so to play in. Excellent all round I'd say.
ReplyDeleteExcellent toys,excellent result and excellent company... what more could you ask.
DeleteAll the best. Aly
Spectacular looking game.
ReplyDeleteIt was indeed Peter...
DeleteAll the best. Aly
A beautiful looking game and one which sounds like a lot of fun to play - which is the important thing!
ReplyDeletelong live the King & all machine guns...
Best wishes,
Jeremy
It was indeed a lot of fun...
DeleteAll the best. Aly
A win? Are you sure you weren't dreaming? Grand looking game whatever!
ReplyDeleteThe king in a ditch full of arrows...
DeleteI’ll call that a win any day of the week... ;-)
All the best. Aly
DROOL! Beautiful game. You are a lucky man!
ReplyDeleteLucky ... yes indeed... though usually not when it comes to dice...;-)
DeleteAll the best. Aly
Fantastic looking game!
ReplyDeleteChristopher
It was ... and a joy to play in.
DeleteAll the best. Aly
A proper game played properly...and a splendid spectacle (by my estimate, about two lifetime’s worth of painting time represented on that table!)
ReplyDeleteIt was indeed proper fun and games...
DeleteI think that the Landsknechts alone would be a lifetimes painting...
All the best. Aly
Wonderful looking game Aly! Thanks for sharing. Now that you’ve tasted victory don’t let it go to your head or those machine guns will hunt you next time ;-)
ReplyDeleteI don’t think the victory will go to my head... mainly because my dice throwing is back to it usually well below average quality... ;-)
DeleteAh!...bout I have the memories.
All the best. Aly
Well done Aly... that was a cunning move on your part slipping your dice into the opposition’s set.
ReplyDeleteAh!... That look of despair when someone realises that I have touched their dice...
DeleteLovely looking game and the right result for once!
ReplyDeleteBest Iain
Hopefully this is the start of a trend... ;-)
DeleteAll the best. Aly
Nice report Aly - capturing my appallingly chronic dice throwing to a tee!!
ReplyDeleteTwas great fun.
All the best
Simon
Yes... welcome to my world Simon... ;-).
DeleteIt was great fun... And I did kill the king.
All the best. Aly
Only just getting round to this, a great game with great company, it was good to see you again buddy.
ReplyDeleteIt’s always good to see you old chap...
DeleteIt was a lot of fun... especially the king killing bit... ;-)
All the best. Aly